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19th May 2012

Saturday // 3am // 2 weeks ago
Mega Love Fest is part lecture, part Q&A, & all wicked fun. We’ll be talking about jealousy & how to deal with it, striking a balance between vanity & radical self love, learning how to get what you want without trampling on other people, having the guts to discover, live & LOVE your passion & a WHOLE lot more!
PAY $7 TO WATCH MY LIVESTREAM YOU GUYS!

i think Gala has tipped the scales a few years ago from vanity to radical self love.
maybe she can talk about how she got what she wanted without trampling on anyone. oh. except that time she wanted to move to new york and got a free flight off her then boyfriend but dumped him once she got to new york.
i mean. the internet forgot about that right? and that is not trampling on people?
$7 for a livestream? really? god! coco does it for free and you get to see her rack and butt.

Mega Love Fest is part lecture, part Q&A, & all wicked fun. We’ll be talking about jealousy & how to deal with it, striking a balance between vanity & radical self love, learning how to get what you want without trampling on other people, having the guts to discover, live & LOVE your passion & a WHOLE lot more!

PAY $7 TO WATCH MY LIVESTREAM YOU GUYS!

i think Gala has tipped the scales a few years ago from vanity to radical self love.

maybe she can talk about how she got what she wanted without trampling on anyone. oh. except that time she wanted to move to new york and got a free flight off her then boyfriend but dumped him once she got to new york.

i mean. the internet forgot about that right? and that is not trampling on people?

$7 for a livestream? really? god! coco does it for free and you get to see her rack and butt.

07th May 2012

Monday // 8pm // 3 weeks ago
charlotte dawson said “i wish someone would kill bryanboy please please please”
then patty huntington set this shit storm off.
honestly. i say “i wish someone was dead/would die/get ran over by a catbus” daily.
all this pearl clutching! can you imagine how that conversation with the cops went down?
“hi this is bryan boy from the internet. charlotte dawson threatened to kill me on twitter. what will you be doing about this?”
so glad to see bryan has recovered enough to go yachting today!

charlotte dawson said “i wish someone would kill bryanboy please please please”

then patty huntington set this shit storm off.

honestly. i say “i wish someone was dead/would die/get ran over by a catbus” daily.

all this pearl clutching! can you imagine how that conversation with the cops went down?

“hi this is bryan boy from the internet. charlotte dawson threatened to kill me on twitter. what will you be doing about this?”

so glad to see bryan has recovered enough to go yachting today!

06th May 2012

Sunday // 12am // 3 weeks ago

are fashion bloggers in general [but at mbfwa specifically] redundant?

instant coverage. it’s a great thing right? fashion weeks around the world have official cafes and media centres including mercedes benz fashion week australia [mbfwa] where wireless internet is provided .

when fashion blogging became a “thing” it was heralded as a breathe of fresh air, a quick almost instant alternative to fashion magazines. bloggers were eager to actually blog about the shows they were seen at. in paris and new york the bloggers were often provided with a laptop in the front row.

magazines take time. australian vogue comes out when all is done and dusted and for the most part only really features dion lee and rwb [i love you rwb i am not sassing, just truth bombing]. grazia shows highlights a week after the fact. but mostly is just model off duty shots and street style.

so fashion bloggers are getting invited now even though they are not real press.

let’s keep in mind [some mainly the international bloggers] are getting front row seats and free gifts from A LOT of these designers. and goodie bags. seriously after fashion week you do not really need to buy lipstick or nail polish and hair treatments for a year. plus some designers gave away bottles of vodka, others gave away handbags or necklaces etc etc.

susie bubble came out with portable to give a series of [ridiculously priced] speeches so i am not sassing her. she did not come out here on government funds.

international bloggers bryanboy, rumi and candace lake however were guests of destination nsw [a government funded organisation]. which means a free trip and free hotel and various dinners/events in honour of them. along with a fashion week escort [dion lee, camilla, terry biviano] to show them around “their sydney”.

this is provided in exchange for their “honest” opinion and coverage of the event. but when you get a free ride how honest will your opinion truly be? anything you write is bascially a sponsored post. 

let’s total it up.

susie bubble wrote about 2 shows and a designer/artist who was not showing at fashion week but susie found her work interesting. rumi neely of fashiontoast wrote about one headband and posted a fistful of photos of herself pouting. bryanboy wrote nothing. oh wait! bryanboy wrote a tweet which sparked an article on pedestrian.tv. elin kling of style by kling wrote nothing. candace lake posted twice with 3 street style photos.

of the street style photographers tommy ton posted two photos to jak and jil and has been posting on style.com. nothing from the street peeper. the facehunter has one post up.

let’s look at the “big name” australian bloggers. gary pepper vintage? nothing. k is for kani? nothing. harper and harley? 4 instagram photos of various runways interspersed with 20 selfies and pictures of juice. zanita? no content. just selfies. studded hearts had one post of street style. oracle fox? selfies. tuula? two posts of selfies. shine by three? two posts of selfies. one of detail shots from aje and one post of backstage shots at romance was born.

and those who think they are a big deal. fashion hayley wrote nothing and skipped most of the shows. sea of ghosts wrote nothing of the shows but had two outfit posts.

as guests of mbfwa who take up seats i truly feel like these people should actually be writing about the shows they see. mbfwa is an invitation only event. it is not open to the general public. it is not a time to strap on your one pair of statement shoes and pose and pout outside of the shows for the waiting street style photographer parasites.

designers have to PAY for the shows at fashion week. a show at mbfwa runs at over $10,000 if done frugally. off site shows cost the label more as a rule. 

i know it is “cool” to be street snapped and be able to tell your friends “oh i’m going to fashion week” etc etc but if you are not going to write about the collections why the hell are you there? if you are not going to turn up to the show why bother rsvping and confirming your attendance? 

you are taking up space at these shows where a potential buyer could be getting a look at the collection [yes buyers have their own presentations but it is one thing to see an item on a hanger and another thing entirely to see how a garment moves].

in short personally i believe fashion bloggers should be banned/discouraged from attending mbfwa or given 2 shows max to cover. with some form of contract signed that they will actually post about the shows and not just what they are wearing. if the blogger does not bother with following this they should not be invited back.

fashion week is about the designers showing their collections to the press and buyers/potential new buyers. this is one of the busiest, most stressful weeks for a designer. this week is about them and the collections. not about you, your jeffrey campbell shoes or the blazer you bought at a sample sale and are just dying to get photographed in.

either provide the service you are there for or fuck back off to the outer suburbs and compile your tumblr or blog about asos or whatever it is you do.

sarahalldolledup

04th May 2012

Friday // 7pm // 4 weeks ago
sarahalldolledup:

Big Brother, I’m coming for you! (Taken with instagram)

I! WANT! TO! BE! FAMOUS!!!

sarahalldolledup:

Big Brother, I’m coming for you! (Taken with instagram)

I! WANT! TO! BE! FAMOUS!!!

18th Apr 2012

Wednesday // 10pm // 1 month ago
let’s keep in mind that mimco umbrellas at their most expensive are $60.
australian bloggers are the worst.

let’s keep in mind that mimco umbrellas at their most expensive are $60.

australian bloggers are the worst.

Tagged as: fashionhayley.
garypeppervintage

14th Apr 2012

Saturday // 11am // 1 month ago
garypeppervintage:

Our first ever Bubble Tea! So weirdly good  (Taken with instagram)

must not forget to call oneself our or we!

garypeppervintage:

Our first ever Bubble Tea! So weirdly good  (Taken with instagram)

must not forget to call oneself our or we!

fancybidet

14th Apr 2012

Saturday // 4am // 1 month ago

fancybidet:

I really want to give myself a stick and poke tattoo after seeing Vivian’s awesome work (and others on Tumblr).

Pls don’t lecture me about hygiene or toxicity. Whatever. I’ve done stuff to my body for a long time.

please don’t discourage me [but do tell me how cool and alt i will be!] from doing something borderline self harm/completely unhygienic because other girls on the internet do it!

trigger warning trigger warning! invisible illness!

Tagged as: ughhhhhhhhhh.

26th Mar 2012

Monday // 4am // 2 months ago
i work at a fair few designer sales and dear god this girl and her sister and fucking annoying.
close your goddamn mouth in photos.

i work at a fair few designer sales and dear god this girl and her sister and fucking annoying.

close your goddamn mouth in photos.

25th Mar 2012

Sunday // 1am // 2 months ago
if i lived in new york i would for real chain off my stoop and have a no blogger policy.
blogger cliches spotted include: lomography camera as a prop, jeffrey campbell shoes and glasses for decoration and not functionality.

if i lived in new york i would for real chain off my stoop and have a no blogger policy.

blogger cliches spotted include: lomography camera as a prop, jeffrey campbell shoes and glasses for decoration and not functionality.

04th Mar 2012

Sunday // 8pm // 2 months ago
"Celebrity culture is so bizarre & gifting suites totally gross me out. Like I said on Twitter, celebrities are the last people who need free products."